This a blind date. It will be video taped. I might add thought bubbles over your head so that people at home can have a giggle. Like, if Destiny asks you what you'd do with a million dollars, and you say, "Donate it to kids with aids cancer," and then Destiny rolls her eyes... I'm gonna put a thought bubble there that says, "Yeah, right. You'd probably spend it all toys and shit..." And then people are gonna laugh. Because it's funny when people think things they don't say.
Also, if you and Destiny go back to her place, and then you come into the studio for an interview, I'm gonna totally ask about the embarrassing details. And you'll turn all red because this shit is humiliating. And she'll be like, "Destiny knows what Destiny likes in man, and you just don't have it." And when she says that, she'll be looking at your crotch. That's when the people in the audience start going all, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." They're saying that because they think your penis didn't do sex right.
So, yeah. Date with Destiny. Tonight. That's what you get for ruining the most precious day of the year.
UPDATE: The Who, What, When, Where and Wang of tonight's happening at Sports Brethren
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